graphing paper

I made graphs today. Not very pretty ones, just generic MS Excel graphs.

I like making graphs: uncreative work to present uncreative, repetitive tasks - 5 runs of 3 tests on 3 variables, summarized in 6 pages (with my name on each one) that only 4 people will ever see and will influence nothing at all, but serves to answer the question "how was your weekend?" in the most mundane, straightforwardly obfuscated manner possible - thus being precisely the embodiment of how my weekend was.

I like run-on sentences too- long-winded explorations of misuses of punctuation, adjectives, and clauses, used to say what should be said in a Hemingway phrase but ultimately saying little to nothing at all.