Saturday, July 01, 2006

Fewer June Flicks

Rumor Has It... - Pseudo-meta-movie interpretation of the third temptation of Christ. Weak acting (but i'd expect little more from Costner or Aniston) and an otherwise boring, whiny plot. 6/10 in genre, 5/10 overall.

The Pink Panther - Martin tries but doesn't come close to the legend. Still a funny enough movie. 7/10 in genre, 6/10 overall.

Closer - Jealousy, love, possesion, and whatever you do, don't let women make any decisions. Weak-willed, poorly developed characters twist their way into pain. Getting mugged in the streets of UB would have been a more enjoyable experience. 5/10 in genre, 5/10 overall.

Green Street Hooligans - The hobbit matures and lusts for violence, until things get too intense and the American has to run away from another close encounter of the real world. One day you'll find a Shire you can truly call your own, until then you'll awkwardly act in a variety of flicks (hmm, maybe awkwardness is your angle?) 7/10 in genre, 7/10 overall.

I was travelling, didn't really see all that many movies in June.

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