Safety First

Going through immigration as i'm leaving de, the officer asks, "Only in Germany for one day? Where are you going to now?" "To Bucharest." "Romania? Be Safe."

What's so dangerous about Romania? Oh, excepting maybe the roaming packs of stray dogs that even killed a tourist last year. Get some Thai over there, that problem's gone in a couple weeks. I've had my rabies shots and instictively protect my jugular... usually. I think i'll be ok.